"What's it do?"
"Everything and nothing."
"Like, the machine exists in a state of Enlightenment?"
"So what exactly is the point of it. From what it sounds like, it just sorta sits there."
"I'm not sure you understand modern art my friend."
"I'm just saying, for $80 I would at least expect some flashing lights or something. This just sort of looks like a tin can with a screw-driver run through it. Actually I'm pretty sure that's all it is."
"This device my friend, transcends mere flashing lights. It simply. Is."
"Listen do you want the damn sculpture or not?"
"I think your salesmanship needs work."
"So's your face!" *smokebomb*