Saturday, December 20, 2008


“Ask me a question.”

“A question about what?”

“I don’t know.” And then he died.

Bang! Pow! Explosion! Lots of people died all around. Death rained down upon them. And by “death,” I mean “explosions.” And by “rained down,” I mean “exploded.” Yes, explosions exploded upon them.

“But that doesn’t make any sense.”

“Yes, it will, when I’m finished.”

“But what does that have to do with anything?”